This is getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous.

We’ve had 8 years of someone mispronouncing the word “nuclear.” Sarah Palin, I implore you to learn the phonetic pronounciation. As soon as is humanly possible. Like the vast majority of Americans, I strenuously believe you’re entirely unqualified to manage a zoo, let alone the vice-presidency, but you could appear just a tad more official if you would learn our language. There’s only one ‘u’ in nuclear.

New. Clear. New. Clear. New clear. New clear. Nuclear.

Comments (3)

  1. Jeni wrote::

    You’re much more of a trooper then I. I was only able to watch for about 2 minutes before changing it. Her voice made me cringe so hard I wanted to throw something at the TV.

    Friday, October 3, 2008 at 10:28 am #
  2. Michael wrote::

    I intentionally fueled my body with alcohol prior to sitting down for the duration. Beyond the simple mispronunciations and “hockey-mom” speak that drops the “g” of every word and allows the use of “betcha” at every possible moment… the thing that bothers me the most is her inability to complete sentences.

    Why… WHY does she not possess the ability to speak in sentences without jumping to the next topic in mid-stride — sometimes without even using conjunctions. Perhaps it’s because she’s a maverick, and mavericks are allowed such maverickisms in their maverickistic chat. You betcha those mavericks have their own maverickian code.

    Monday, October 6, 2008 at 9:11 am #
  3. Michael wrote::

    I said that her inability to complete sentences bothers me most.

    I’m a liar.

    Her cluelessness bothers me most. The sentence thing is second.

    Monday, October 6, 2008 at 9:13 am #