Introducing 30 Second Reviews!

I like to watch a lot of movies and read a lot of books and play a lot of video games. Problem is that I generally take a long time assimilating all my thoughts about the reviewed material, and either forget to cohesively write a review, or it ends up being so long as to completely nullify the point of a review. So, in an effort to grab brevity by the balls, reviews marked like this will be written within 30 seconds. Please note, however, that I have an ability apparently missing from many of my friends: I can very efficiently turn off my brain and enjoy entertainment for what it is.

Hellboy 2 is a lot of fun. It’s a comic book movie, obviously, that has a beating heart at the core that you are not beaten with. Jeffrey Tambor is absolutely awesome, Ron Perlman reprises a fine, fine role, and Guilermo del Toro can have my fucking babies.