Cheney seems to think that the Democrats removing certain provisions requiring the President to actually seek Congressional approval before starting a war will convince the all-seeing, never-seen, ghost-like enemies to “simply to watch the clock and wait us out.”

Because Democrats want the country to be destroyed. They want all churches to be burned to the ground and replaced with mosques. They want the evil White Man to be subjugated by Islamo-fascist extremists, and anyone making over $100,000 a year be fed to wolves.

Because Republicans only care about saving American lives, excepting those in Walter Reed Hospital. Republicans want America to be safe and secure, excepting those who cannot afford astronomical medical insurance. Republicans want to spread Democracy throughout the fascist world, excepting those countries who do not export oil. Republicans want a totally safe globe, where men, women and children can walk through the streets of any city on the planet and be unassailed by violence, excepting streets in America.

Cheney, you amazingly terrifying person, suck my dick. You should be ashamed for being such a horrible man-robot. The only enemy of oft-vaunted freedom I know is you. Laws requesting the President to be _accountable_ do not embolden the enemy–they encourage a little thing we like to call “Democracy.”